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You Are Hiring The Wrong People
If CX is 80% AI, who should you hire? (practical advice)
Mar 19 • Eli Weiss
Every Business Gets Stuck Here
the boring stuff that breaks you... and how to fix it
Mar 12 • Eli Weiss
The new CX perfect hire (it's not what you think)
When AI automates 80% of volume, these are the only traits that matter...
Mar 5 • Eli Weiss

February 2026

The most embarrassing email mistake (and how to survive it)
you sent the wrong campaign to the wrong person. your customers saw it. let's fix this.
Feb 26 • Eli Weiss
Your competitor is showing up in LLMs
Are you?
Feb 19 • Eli Weiss
Why your best customers are the hardest to retain
and some practical ways to change that
Feb 12 • Eli Weiss
You're one chatbot away from losing your best customers
Here's when you should not automate...
Feb 5 • Eli Weiss

January 2026

What 23M returns taught us about retention
Spoke to 4,000 brands about retention. Here's what was learned. #3 will shock you...
Jan 29 • Eli Weiss
You Have No Idea What Your Customers Are Saying...
+ some personal news 👀
Jan 22 • Eli Weiss
The Art Of Boring
I am certain you are overcomplicating retention
Jan 15 • Eli Weiss
5 retention fixes nobody talks about (but should)
and 99% of brands are skipping them?
Jan 8 • Eli Weiss

December 2025

Stop marketing to the wrong customers
Fix this before you spend another dollar + the most fascinating new tool I've come across this year
Dec 18, 2025 • Eli Weiss
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